I attended a wedding in northwest Minnesota. I wore a green dress, but not a real green dress because that's cruel. It was cold, so I also wore my wool coat. After the wedding, I put jeans on under the dress and changed into my wellies (rain boots) which are also patterned and green. I took the dog for a walk dressed like that to remove the balloons from the signs on the road. At the end of the dirt road, I took the balloons and saw a car coming. I stood there to watch, which is a strange thing to do. As they passed, I saw them watching me as I was watching them, their interestedness matching my disinterestedness. It was only after they had passed that I realized how ridiculous I looked, standing there with my crazy green patterned clothes, dog at my side (who is equally as crazy and patterned as I was), and balloons in my hand.