Stop. It's Hammer Time.

Alrighty folks, here's the news. I did a post not too long ago that mentioned the issues I've had with my feet rebelling against me. I had surgery on Thursday to correct a couple of the issues, namely two hammertoes. In order to fix this, they had to shave down the bone at a couple of the joints and put a pin through the bones in my toes to make sure everything heals properly.

I am not supposed to put any weight on that foot. With the pins where they are and everything just starting to heal, it hurts to even think about bumping my foot.
I've often regaled listeners with my tales of gracefulness in life. Usually there is a comparison between me and a baby giraffe on ice. That being said, I am terrible at crutches. Also, since I have strangely not-quite-flat feet, it is difficult to balance on one foot for more than 10 seconds. I have managed to slam my foot into a couple things and to fall on my recovering foot while trying to rearrange my crutches. It takes talent.

On the bright side, I have an amazing husband who has been here helping me, cleaning the apartment, taking care of the pets, and making delicious for the last few days.

Also, after I recover from this surgery, I may be able to walk like a normal human being. Aaaand! After a couple more surgeries, the majority of my foot issues will have been corrected.

I know you all love to hear about my feet, so I'll keep you updated. Maybe I'll draw you pictures later. :)