I've often regaled listeners with my tales of gracefulness in life. Usually there is a comparison between me and a baby giraffe on ice. That being said, I am terrible at crutches. Also, since I have strangely not-quite-flat feet, it is difficult to balance on one foot for more than 10 seconds. I have managed to slam my foot into a couple things and to fall on my recovering foot while trying to rearrange my crutches. It takes talent.
On the bright side, I have an amazing husband who has been here helping me, cleaning the apartment, taking care of the pets, and making delicious for the last few days.
I know you all love to hear about my feet, so I'll keep you updated. Maybe I'll draw you pictures later. :)